• England: What day is today?
  • Ireland: It's Ju-
  • Ireland: Oh God....ooooooh fucking crap.
  • Italy: Holy shit is that today.
  • England: What? What is it Ireland?!?! Italy?!?
  • *stumbling down stairs* *shouts gettING LOUDER AND L O U D E R*
  • ENGLAND: FUCKING SHIT
  • ENGLAND: RUN EVERYBODY RUN LIKE HELL
  • *DOORS B URST OPE N*
  • AMERICA: *POINTS AT ITALY* FUCK YOU
  • AMERICA: *POINTS AT IRELAND* FUCK YOU
  • AMERICA: *PUNCHES ENGLAND IN THE FACE AND SLAMS THEM AGAINST A TABLE* AND FUCK YOU MOST OF ALL
  • AMERICA: YOU KNOW WHAT
  • AMERICA: FUCK ALL OF YOU
  • AMERICA: U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

slayboybunny:

heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitley not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im fucking allergic to bananas.